AEW – Gloom, Doom & Dynamite (11th May 2021)

Oh Crap…!! Jungle Boy arrives & Nothing happens.

Up next, Tony Schiavone speaks with Cody Rhodes. This oughta be…Awful?

–Commercial Break-

Mixing cocktail #2. I need a break after that first segment. Not because it was exciting, but because it was rushed and atrociously booked with two guys no one should care about. My God do I ever hate the state of pro wrestling.

And (unfortunately) we are back from commercial break. Thank God I have plenty of liquor.

Tony is in the ring and about to bring out Cody Rhodes, Arn Anderson and the son of The Enforcer, Brock Anderson. Oh Boy…This could be decent or pathetic.

At least I’m getting to see Arn Anderson. My God, I Love The Enforcer. His son? Well, we shall see.

Cody Rhodes should NEVER be allowed near a microphone. EVER!

Tony and Arn deserve better than this. They at least deserve a decent crowd.

And oh crap!! QT Marshall came out with Anthony A-Go-Go? I guess? Whatever. I need more whiskey.

Anthony wants a Strap Match with Cody Rhodes. And Arn catches a strap to the back cheapshot style. His son jumps in on Anthony. Out comes referees to break it up.