AEW – Gloom, Doom & Dynamite (11th May 2021)
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-Commercial Break-
TNT Championship coming up next.
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More Liquor.
Darby and Sting are making their big announcement. Darby wants to make it a handicap match. He is telling Sting to stay home. Yes, Please Sting. Stay home. You are a LEGEND! But you are also SIXTY FREAKING YEARS OLD! Don’t get hurt. Stay home. Be a coach. A Mentor. A Booker.
And Sting agrees to stay home. And a weak Bro Fist Bump. Darby wants to do things Handicap style…and potentially become handicapped himself.
The Dark Order…The new Dungeon of Doom. A nice tribute to Brodie Lee though. R.I.P.
Match #3. TNT Championship. Evil Uno (challenger) V. Miro (champion).
Okay. First title match of the night. Announcers are pumping both guys.
Liking the start here. Not slow, but methodical. On the mat and then a nice slam from Miro. I am actually liking Miro already. I like his pace. Uno? Well, not so much.
Miro punched the ring post and takes a centon from Uno. This Uno could stand to lose about 30lbs. He’s all blubber. Great Scott Steiner style suplex from Miro.
…And another picture in picture commercial. It really sucks. Just take a Goddamn break at a legit moment of tension. PLEASE!
We are back from COMMERCIAL! And Uno takes a dive. Miro is actually impressing me. He’s not great by any means, yet, but he seems like he has something to build on. He needs a better outfit. Something a little more basic, yet bold.
My God, Uno. Hey, Khan family, cancel this man’s Golden Corral membership card. He jiggles more during a clothesline than Santa Claus post climax with Mrs. Claus.
And sweet JESUS! More people come down to the ring! Does every freakin’ match have to have half the locker room clear out and come down their half-ass entry way!?
Camel Clutch for Miro and Uno taps out. Miro retains. I like this guy! He’s different but he has something. He’s a badass in the early Goldberg form but he needs better gear and to be surrounded by less BS. Most impressive athlete thus far tonight. I see why they put the TNT belt on him. Miro has a future.
Winner: Miro
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